Where's this going?

The lumber yard begins working overtime to make their monthly lumber quota. But one night was different from the rest. He was alone in the lumber yard, his nerves on edge. His senses heightened, he heard a faint noise coming from his left. It was the ghost of christmas past. But this time, Ebenezer wasn't going without a fight. Paul Bunyan stormed out of the forest yielding the Lumber Ax of Thor! There was no reply so he decided to make pancakes. Ebenezer had enough of that damn Canadian so the ultimate battle was about to begin... Paul Bunyan vs the Ghost of Christmas Past vs Johnny Appleseed BATTLE ROYALE! They fought and fought until the end of time at the north pole, and that's how the Northern Lights were made.