60 Uses for a Wooden Stool

1. Sit on it
2. Stand on it
3. Use it as a table
4. Fight off robbers
5. Kindling
6. Use it as a night stand
7. Break the legs off and use as a bat
8. Break the top off and use it as a plate
9. Use it as a TV stand
10. Hold open a door
11. Use it to fight off lions
12. Use it to block a doggy door
13. Paint it
14. Break it apart and build a sculpture
15. Cut a hole in it and use it to hold up an umbrella/flag pole
16. See who can throw it the farthest
17. Turn it upside down and trap an animal within its legs
18. Put it over a slippery floor to warn people
19. Put a sign on it
20. If you're trapped on an island with a bunch of stools, use them to spell HELP
21. Use it to break a window
22. Use it to hold down a gas pedal
23. Hold a door closed with it
24. Place it in front of a door you don't want people to go into
25. Place it next to the bed to help an old pet climb into the bed
26. Hold a window open with it
27. Burn it to roast marshmallows
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